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Jay Leno Takes a Shot at Secret Service in His Monologue

By Allan Lengel
ticklethewire.com

Jay Leno took a little shot at the Secret Service during his monologue Tuesday night.

Responding to reports that entertainer Justin Beiber, 19, had been spotted coming out of a brothel in Brazil, Leno said:

“Looks like he wants to be a Secret Service agent when he grows up.”

 

 

Seinfeld and Chris Rock: Here Comes FBI Director Mueller


By Allan Lengel
ticklethewire.com

WASHINGTON — Comedians like Chris Rock and Jerry Seinfeld don’t really have to worry about being dethroned as funny guys — at least if the competition is the straight-laced and often stoic FBI Director Robert S. Mueller III.

Still, from time to time,  the director slips a little humor into his speeches. On Friday, in a speech before the Citizens Crime Commission of New York, Mueller said;

“Today, we communicate by texting, tweeting, and Skyping. We take pictures without film, we read books without pages, and every six-year-old has a smart phone. We share the sundry details of our lives on Facebook. Well, most of us do. For some reason, no one wants to be “friended” by the Director of the FBI.

“YouTube made its debut just five years ago. Today, 35 hours of video are uploaded to YouTube every minute. Most of them feature someone by the name of Justin Bieber. At my age, I have to wonder, who the heck is this kid, and why can’t he get a haircut?”