- Would J. Edgar Hoover Have Bought a bottle of “Integrity”?/fbi photo
By Allan Lengel
ticklethewire.com
WASHINGTON — And now for the FBI agent who has everything.
The FBI Recreation Association, a non-profit organization which sells official FBI merchandise at headquarters and FBI field offices, has announced on its website that it is selling an official FBI cologne called “Integrity”.
“For the first time ever, a terrific, light spicy fragrance for the FBI’s man of distinction is now being offered at the RA Services Desk. Purchase a bottle for the man in your life. Only $36.99 a bottle,” the website says.
First off, who knew integrity smelled so good?
Don’t worry ladies. The Association says it will be out with a fragrance for women in 2010.
What would J. Edgar Hoover say?
Who knows? But the FBI did not have an immediate comment.
By the way, the FBI website says all FBI employees belong to the FBI Recreation Association free of charge.
I look forward to the day when the FBI as an agency nationwide conducts investigations with integrity, and hold its agents accountable for intentional misconduct committed during and in relations to a criminal investigation.